1.Pink Noise(Rock Me Amadeus)
The torches
The touches
(The torment
Pink noise
(The lizards
Religion
The
My
Nature
The victims
Defeated
Demeaining
The fiendish
Religion
She rolls
She rocks
She rides
She rolls
I love Beck
I love it
I live it
Olympic
That's all
Control
The bricks
The Brits
Are stolen
A thousand
Their assholes
Are rotten
Ahhhhhhhhhhhyahhhhhhhhhhhh...
2.Rowboat
Rowboat
Row me to the shore
She don't
Wanna be my friend no more
She dug a hole
In the bottom of my soul
She don't
Wanna be my friend no more
Pick me up
Give me some food to eat
In your truck
Goin' no place
I'll be home
Talkin' to nobody
You'll be strange
You'll be far away
Big fat moon
And my body's out of tune
With the burning waves
She's a billion years away
Dog food on the floor
And I've been like this before
She is all
And everything else is small
Pick me up
Give me some alcohol
In your truck
Playin' the radio
I'll be home
With the gasoline
You'll be stoned
You'll be far away
Rowboat
Row me to the shore
She don't
Wanna be my friend no more
She dug a hole
In the bottom of my soul
She is all
And everything else is small
3.Thunderpeel
It's a cold-ass fashion
When she stole my passion
It's an everlastin'
It's a ghetto-blastin'
On my wonder-wheel
I got my thunderpeel
I made an effort to get
Just what I deserve
I got all maxed out
I got facts in doubt
Was jumpin' around
She was a'never comin' down
In the flick of a trick
I couldn't take my pick
Between slidin' into first
I'l take the coffee
Now I roll in the sweat
With a loaf of cold bread
And a taco in my jeans
On the map if you glide
She's got such ugly thighs
I got taken by suprise
With a plate of flamin' noodles
Awww...
It's a cold-ass fashion
When she stole my passion
It's an everlastin'
It's a ghetto-blastin'
On my wonder-wheel
With my thunderpeel
It took an effort to get
Just what I deserve
4.Waiting For A Train
Spoken：I'm an alien from another sphere.
The thing I like about the Earth is the range of colors：
Fantastic to mundane,
Brilliant to dull.
As I was penetrating ozone,
I perchanced to notice to notice the orange peel like quality of
the light playing upon the s... the
ocean.
I gotta go right now.
Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
All around the water tank
Just a-waitin' for a train
A thousand miles away from home
Just a-waitin for 'n to rain
I walked up to a brakeman
Just to give him a line of talk
He said, 'If you got money,
I'll see that you don't walk'
I haven't got a nickle
Not a penny for to show
'Get off, get off, you railroad bum'
And he slammed the boxcar door
Well let me off in Texas
A state I dearly love
The moon and stars above me
And what else？
5.The Spirit Moves Me
Walkin' back to the burnin' schoolhouse
And the kids drinkin' in the park
Late at night and the spirit moves me
An' I don't mind bein' afraid
Old man with no clothes
Leanin' on my fence
Tell me where the money goes
And the food don't taste the same
I'm gettin' fast of bein' the last, you know
I don't need to waste no time
You can call me once a week
Tell me where I've been
Phony lady layin' flat on the road
And the helicopter goin' by
And I'm down to the sound of a sky turned brown
And I'm lovin' everything you say
I don't think it's funny
When you shave both of my arms
Lately I've been spittin' out the things
That I didn't mean to say
That's alright now, you don't listen
To me anyway
6.Crystal Clear(Beer)
Plastic donut, can of SPAM
There's no kindness in this land
But ya better not let my good gal catch you here
She's gettin' all juiced up with a bottle of plain rat beer
Coffee clothing pasted on
Clean my gravestone when I'm gone
And you better not let my good gal catch you here
She's got a whole pile of things you don't wanna hear
Hitch my horse up to the town
I got my toenails painted brown
And you better not let my good gal catch you here
She'll cut you down and put the blame on me
Just a muscle in a bag
Throw my baby, don't let her sag
And better not let my good gal catch you here
She gettin' all juiced up with a bottle of plain rat beer
7.No Money No Honey
No money, no honey (x8)
No honey, no money)
No money, no honey (x7))
No money, no honey (x6))
8.8.6.82
It's August 6th 1982
Rockin' uhh
And ummm
We're jammin' over at the house
My pants
My pants caught on fire
We're smokin' a lotta
Whiskey and uh chicken
Mmm and uh got some food and uh
I got some food 'n' came home and got a call
No wait, I got...I got some calls, then I came home, then I got
some food
calls...uhhh
Couldn't find the fridge for a while
Wait first we couldn't...we got the food...and then...no wait...
First we...we had the fridge
9.Total Soul Future(Eat It)
She got the soul
Yeah, she gots the soul (ah ah ah now)
Now she got the soul
Now she gots the soul
She got a finger-snap
She took a lit cigarette
On my birthday cake
And she's kickin' the shit
Ahh yeah...
She rock and roll
She got the soul
She rock and roll
She gots the soul
She rock and roll
She gots the soul
She rock and roll
She gots the soul
Awww...
Ahhh yeah
Oh no
Watch me here
10.One Foot In The Grave
There's a dead hobo on the patio
And an old barbed-wire on the funeral fire
Well ya roll out the carpet
And it better be red
And it better be long as the trouble's in my head
Gonna be livin' one foot in the grave
I was sittin' at home cookin' up a steak
Satan came down dressed like a snake
Well he called my name
As I turned up the flame
And then I realized I was out of mayonnaise
Well you been livin' one foot in the grave
Yeah don't go throwin' no coupons on my grave
Don't go carvin' no happy-face on my tombstone
Whooo!
Whooo!
11.Aphid Manure Heist
Amanda
Light o'er the man's light
Make sure the faith in the light and made her
The greatest woman, the greatest woman
To be the man's greatest wife
I've thought it all over
Lord knows I've tried
It's enough old great struggle
In any man's life
To look in the mirror
In total suprise
At the great pair on her shoulders
And the great big, big, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful eyes
Aman....
12.Today Has Been a Fucked Up Day
Today has been a fucked-up day
Today has been a fucked-up day
Today has been a fucked-up day
Looks like tomorrow'll be the same old day
Today has been a fucked-up day
Today has been a fucked-up day
Today has been a fucked-up day
Looks like tomorrow'll be the same old day
There's people runnin' up and down the line
With grocery bags on their heads
And dollar bills pasted onto their faces
Squeegees in their hand
Woo, woo, woo...
Woo!
Woohoo!
Woohoohoo!
13.Rollins Power Sauce
You tell no-one, nobody
Beating on you, no defenses
False faces, bloody wallet
Ripping out your head, put on my clothes
Nooo, I wouldn't want you
Where the blood is all washed off
Where the blood is washed off
And I got no focus, got no focus
14.Puttin' It Down
Big pain
Burnin' now
Givin' me a cow
What you seem to be sayin'
Is you're patiently waitin'
Like an ash tray
For the butt
Well I'm puttin it down
But you're not pickin' it up
Yeah I'm puttin it down
But you treat me like a clown
And I don't wanna be funny
Fat chance
Glued to the wall
Like a centerfold
Of an old cannon-ball
Would you put me inside
Your tv tonight？
'Cause your treatin' me
Like a rerun
Well I'm puttin it down
But you're not pickin' it up
Yeah I'm puttin it down
But you treat me like a clown
And I don't wanna be funny
No, no, no, no
So what
I lost my job at the Hut
My ass got cut
But I'll be better at kissin'
When my teeth are all missin'
And the silverware's burnt
And I'm eatin' with my fingers
And I'm puttin it down
But you're not pickin' it up
Well I'm puttin it down
But you treat me like a clown
And I don't wanna be funny
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-eh
15.11.6.45
It's uhh November 6th, 1945
And we
Went up to it uhh...back to the house and watched MTV
We're playing Pac-Man
It's all really gross and
All the kids were diseased
Giant airplanes uhh...crashing underneath
Electromagnetic fields
Guys with flame-throwers...melting
Taco trucks were crashed
'N there was sausage meat all over the fr...
'N Sasquatch was eating a burrito
16.Cut 1／2 Blues
I thought I heard a chainsaw
Runnin' late last night
Woke up this mornin'
And I knew I was right
I got the cut in half blues
Well the last thing I saw
Was that big long saw
I got the cut in half blues
I knew we were in trouble
I knew she'd lost here head
When she started bringin'
All those powertools to bed
I got the cut in half blues
Well the last thing I saw
Was that big long saw
I got the cut in half blues
(melodic mumbling)
I'm laying in my grave
All I do is grunt
'Cause the undertaker got all confused
And put my ass in the front
I got the cut in half blues
Well the last thing I saw
Was that big long saw
I got the cut in half blues
Ah na na na na na...
Ahhhhhh........
The last thing I saw was that big long saw
I got the cut in half blues
Awww!
17.Jagermeister Pie
18.Ozzy
Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy (repeat and fade) (x3)
Can I get a little echo on this
Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy (repeat and fade)
What does it mean
The fire is green
The demon's don't stick to the window
Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy (repeat and fade) (x4)
Trickling stares
The future one's fill
The musical void with forever
Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy (repeat and fade)
Ozzy
You're the man
How can I grasp your power？
I'm sittin' here lookin' at this keychain
And you
Oz, there's mascara bleeding out of your eyes
The microphone is in flames
And there's a giant chicken cloud over your head
Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy (repeat and fade) (x2)
19.Dead Wildcat
I was sitting on an embankment on a highway going through uhh
rural Georgia.
And the uhh...uhh there was a dead wildcat and a bottle of...of
beer...
That had been...that had never been opened, and I drank the
beer.
20.Satan Gave Me A Taco
Satan gave me a taco
And it made me really sick
The chicken was all raw
And the grease was mighty thick
The rice was all rancid
The beans were so hard
I was gettin' kinda dizzy
Eatin' all the lard
There were aphids on the lettuce
And I ate everyone
And after I was done
The salsa melted off my tongue
Pieces of tortilla
Got stuck in my throat
And the stains on my clothes
Burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was a tremblin'
And I broke out in a rash
I was so dry and thirsty
And I didn't have no cash
So I went and found a hose
Tore off all my clothes
Turned on the water
And it shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along
And she thought I was a freak
So she beat me with her handbag
'Til I could hardly speak
I was lyin' there naked
My body badly bruised
In a pool of my own blood
Unconscious and confused
Well, the cops came and got me
And threw me in their van
And I woke up on the ceiling
And I couldn't find my hand
They took me to the judge
His eyes a glowin' red
The courtroom was filled
With the witches and the dead
The sherrif was a hell-hound
With fangs and claws
The prisoners were tied up
And chained to the walls
Well the air was gettin' thick
The smoke was gettin' thicker
The judge read the verdict
Said, 'Cut off his head'
Well they placed me on the altar
And they raised up the axe
My head was about to explode
When I noticed the marshall stacks
I noticed all the smoke machines
The cameras and the lights
Some guy with a microphone
Runnin' around, dancin' in tights
An' I noticed the crew
And the band playin' down below
And I realized I was in
So I went and joined the band
And I went out on tour
And I smoked a lot of heroin
And I passed out in manure
21.8.4.82
Today's uhh... August 4th, 1982
I'm really bored 'n
W...There was some dead animals that we played with
There was a weed-whacker we stole two of them
Uh...The cop car was on fire
My friend Scott, he was running and he uhh slipped on a twinkie
And his nose was covered with blood
Ah...The security helicopter shot a spotlight
See 'cause somebody pulled their pants d...
22.Tasergun
I got a room down in Hollywood
Rent was cheap
It was this rooming house
There was an old man in the room next to me
We shared a bathroom and a hall
He'd stare at me through a crack in the door
The day I moved in I was playin' my guitar
He started bangin' on the wall with a boot
Then he came out
Started banging on my door
Ripped it open
Watch out son, I got a tasergun (x2)
He's on the loose
He's got the juice
Like a mad dog with no teeth
He spent his pension in adult book stores
Bringin' strange young men home
He'd leave me notes in the bathroom
Accusin' me of stealin' his toilet paper
He came out into the hallway
Dressed up in a greasy bathrobe
Tried to start a fight
He became known as the electric old man
And I still see him with his taser
Comin' at me
Watch out son, I got a tasergun (x2)
He's on the loose
He's got the juice
Like a picture with no wings
23.Modesto
You came
You went
My mind it got a dent
I couldn't make my rent
Cause all my cash was lent
This town is filled
With thousand dollar bills
Lamenated songs
Contaminated lungs
Well we read about it 15 times a day
Staring through a bag of Frito Lay
And I play with the fire and the stove
When my eyes peel out
And my finger tips get cold
Well it's real and it's fake
And it's flaming like a snake
And she's putting out my face,
With the rake
Oh honey you knew,
That you where my one and only blur
Unglued, depressed
Your meatloaf in my chest
Personality test
I failed with the best
Well I stomped
And I stormed
I passed out in your dorm
When you hustled me outside
I couldn't catch a ride
Let the subway trains speak to me now
I browsing through the supermarket town
And the girls don't talk when I'm around
And I'm feeling bad even though nothing's wrong
Choking on a breath mint
24.Untitled
＊Spoken after Music is over：
Stuck out here in the sand they shot my mule and burned my
wagon.
Ran out of sourdough two days ago aint got no more lard.
God bless all you folks
＊Track 24 on CD. It's unlisted.
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